I like my women like I like my Sharpies
flyingscotsman:
The book that ruins relationships
“Hey honey, make you could knit me a noose..”
Pale titties and pink dyed hair? This is a bingo!
This needs to be on every room door.
(Source: campbelltoe)
All I can picture is some poor guy putting his penis in there.Everyone is running…he’s undoing his pants.
Room porn
(Source: elaornelas)
Fuck me harder, please.
FUCK I SAID HARDER.
I lost my virginity to this song. <3
I want this right now.
This is my sexual desire face:
Oh good, so I’m not the only one who does this..
FUCK ME HARDER
Required reading
This is what I want to do to you.
(Source: myduh)
Ride ‘em, cowgirl.