Math: not even once
I like my women like I like my Sharpies
Every time. Every. god damn. time.
“Oh, that sure is a lot of lube. Something must be stuck..”
“Obviously not your mouth because it sure is moving a lot!”
(Source: worldilove-tearsidrop)
“I think the phone is for you..”
Later..
“Ok, I can finally send Arthur some naked pictures of me..”
DW: Hey Arthur, what cha doin’?
Arthur: Nothing DW! Go away!
DW: WHAT IS FRANCINE DOING!?!
Arthur: I don’t…actually..know..
I cannot get enough of this gif right now.