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i get about a million questions asking how i deal with chub rub. my answer would usually be something along the lines of “idk mostly just bleed & cry myself to sleep” because everything i tried on my mammoth thighs would not work. (not even bike shorts, which would just ride up without tights holding them in place!)
UNTIL NOW. this fucking stuff! banana boat after sun lotion with vitamin e & aloe. i dunno what it is about this magic lotion, but it’s basically like an invisible barrier on my skin! it’s super thick, like sunscreen, so maybe that’s why. i’ve been able to walk around in the shortest, most riding-est up shorts, without suffering from the friction that occurs after walking one block & had to share with my dear fat followers. it was about $7 at target. WORTH IT!
buy it now, you won’t be sorry! at the very least, you’ll get to smell like you’re at the beach all the time, and if that’s something you dislike it is really not my problem & you need to get your shit together.
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